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Telephone Demotivational Poster

HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.

WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL NASTY NICK - He'll tell you all about his toys, his big bag, and his 'North Pole'.

TAGS: santa claus telephone doris phone sex
Rating: 2.8/5

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Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
aw shucks, thanks AG and rerun. I'm going to try and be on more often. This site is much more pleasant now that politifakes are gone.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't think it would've worked well for shelter... he'd cut a couple holes in it already.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:31 pm

that is harsh man, you do know that hobo's rely on cardboard this time of year for shelter....just where is your Christmas Spirit?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
And it was his life-size aeon flux cardboard cutout that I stole... not a teddybear.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:22 pm
It seemed to be a fly-by a-hole timmy comment. Someone just trying to be a prick, and move on. Wasn't personal, wasn't any apparent attempt at funny... unless "nasty nick" was this loser's nickname. In which case, we've banned a future used car salesman,
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:20 pm

you would have thought we stole his teddy bear
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
A good timmy is fun to lead around and beat up. This was just a moron kid. Or, another incarnation of xopster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:08 pm

agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:06 pm
It was stupid AND attack-ish. Amateur at best. Those types tend to get under my skin faster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:03 pm

I am not sure even why sissymary comment pissed me off so much.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
sissymary was the hate-crime offender!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:57 pm

Sure, blame the Jewish guy on Christmas.....I see how it's gonna be here
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
I blame it on rerun's reaction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Always the hap-happiest season of all!
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Why d'ya think this poster is attracting so much hate...? :( LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:54 pm
And Random.....quit lurking....you're creeping me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Fuck love.....Fuck Christmas.......I hate you all.......lol.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:51 pm

feel the love out there tonight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
I sent you a message.......You filthy beaner.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Guilty as charged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:48 pm
I always suspect something is up.....you dirty Mexican.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:46 pm
If I was inconsistent, you'd suspect something was up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
It just hasn't gone well....thanks for laughing at my pain Aggy.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
chick... you were far more patient then I would've been... although, I might've toyed with the prey for awhile, were it directed at me.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm

what happened Mooooo+, CM and Nasty Nick get to you?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
[email protected]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
Worst Christmas EVER!.....I'm gonna cry now.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:13 pm
I don't particularly care about thunder. ;) C untrarymary just got on my nerves.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
Not trying to steal your thunder, chick... sorry.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
No help needed... I decided that contmary was a male, and disposed of his xmas spirit.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:02 pm
Er, mary, not Porcelina. :P
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:01 pm
I was trying to help her, too. :( Bummer, babe.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:49 pm
Tough shoes to fill for anyone... and far too pretty.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

I wish Porcelina was around more often...I miss what she brings to the table.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Porcelina has always been about the kind treatment of noobs and timmys.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:44 pm

harassing anybody on Christmas day should be a crime. Porcelina made me issue an apology, I hope CM knows just how sincere I am....really.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:39 pm
Plenty more where that came from... I always keep a spare few in reserve... just for timmys. Besides... harassing YOU on Christmas Day? Unacceptable.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:38 pm

what a waste of good mistletoe
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:37 pm
And on that note, sissymary... I've placed a mistletoe over motifake and your a$$... kiss them both goodbye!!!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:23 pm

Porcelina - as usual you re correct. CM, please accepy my heartg=felt, sincere apoligies for my harsh comment about your being a complete idiot who has no sense of humor and would probably have been better off on the cartoon network
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a smart opening line, contrarymary. If you're not here for humor, might I suggest politifake.org?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 7:08 pm
rerun, you better take him seriously, he incorporated THREE exclamation point, and a "~" (whatever that is)
rerun - December 25, 2009, 11:42 am

wow CM, so sorry somebody here "stole" this widly available image from the internet. I am sure that now this has been brought to our attention, Motifake will cease to exist...your X-Mas present to the world.....Oh, get a life.
contrarymary - December 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Please remove my picture that you stole from me!!!~ JACKASS!!!!
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:25 pm
lmao. This would have been great with just ''For a good time, call nasty nick'' ahahahaa
Cubbybear - December 1, 2008, 10:42 am
Zat you, Santa Claus?
Suh-weet - December 1, 2008, 10:05 am
ROFL! Well done, Sir. Well done. 5 lions =]

ATENTION - Support, Good morning, Alf is talking

HI... - Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

TAGS: telephone day
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 2:12 am
This still cracks me up.


TAGS: telephone march 10th
Rating: 4.18/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 9:20 am
seeing as you've never even made a single poster, You need to lay off the criticism.
Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:15 am
Please continue to pelt this site with boringly stupid posters, OK?

ROTARY TELEPHONES - I miss them...primitive, but at least a robot couldn't track your location with them.

TAGS: telephones
Rating: 4.05/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:02 pm
And if by some weird way you were tracked, you could leave your home where your telephone was surgically implanted into the wall.
bopop2 - January 5, 2011, 8:52 pm
i have been looking for on forever, they are so asume,
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Sigh. Good ol' days.

I KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE - Because you never call or text Which is just like you.

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